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Let's have a look at you. 75 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,826 I'm gonna wait 'til the grease down to take my tarp off. 76 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:08,962 {\an8}- Grease down? - Oh, my God. 77 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,196 {\an8}So dumb! 78 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,831 Why would you have a grease down? 79 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,633 Because if I'm a broad looking at a sexy calendar 80 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,835 o' dudes, I'm probably hopin' they're greased down! 81 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,470 How is that shade of orange even an option? 82 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:20,206 I mean, it's almost offensive. - Shut the fuck up, Michaels! 83 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:22,008 Is your whole body that colour? 84 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,476 - Yeah! - Even your junk? 85 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,711 - Yeah. - Nice. 86 00:02:24,711 --> 00:02:26,913 - They did your junk, too? - I did my own junk. 87 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,182 - How? - You just take the spray gun 88 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,017 and you spray your junk. A monkey could do it. 89 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:33,386 - Did you do your butthole, too? - Let's just get these guys 90 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:36,222 greased down and spray tanned so we can be done with it. 91 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,224 You want everyone to get a spray tan? 92 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:40,360 - Well, except Dolo. - Why not Dolo? 93 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,596 Well, he can if he wants to. He's included. You're an idiot. 94 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:46,199 - This is a bit much. - You look ill. 95 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,701 You've been a real cunt since you got good hair, Ziig. 96 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,904 - Why did you do all this? - Because a year ago, 97 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,072 you were gonna fold the team. 98 00:02:53,072 --> 00:02:54,774 We couldn't win a game. 99 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,109 But then you kept the team together 100 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,278 and we won the league. Now no one can beat us. 101 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:02,715 So, if you say you want us to do a sexy calendar so that 102 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:05,285 you can host the National Senior Tournament... 103 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:06,586 So we can. 104 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:08,421 Sudbury. 105 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,490 - For the community. - By the community. 106 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,025 What are you trying to say, Shoresy? 107 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,660 Whatever... 108 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:16,863 (chokes back tears) ...you need from me. 109 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,065 - Give your balls a tug. - Ugh! 110 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:21,901 I got you. 111 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:25,672 (soft electronic pop music) 112 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,216 Go get a spray tan. Then come back here, 113 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,418 take your tarps off and get a grease down. 114 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,120 - Yes, sir. - You sluts are gonna 115 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,555 make me some money. 116 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:00,773 You're up first, captain. 117 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,613 (music intensifies) 118 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:11,551 {\an8}(music stops abruptly) 119 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,753 (Hitch): Now the b'ys just has to decide, 120 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,356 do we wanna be the best team in the league this year, 121 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:19,392 or do we wanna be the best team in the league ever? 122 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,628 (car horn honks) 123 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,099 (chuckles) 124 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,734 What are you doing? 125 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,037 I can't. 126 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,307 - What? - Gotta go home. 127 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:38,011 - Why? - Accountability. 128 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,980 I wouldn't ask you guys to do anything 129 00:04:40,980 --> 00:04:42,915 that I wouldn't do myself. 130 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,785 I could've gone home last night 131 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,287 with a girl I've been trying to take home 132 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,322 for a year, and I didn't. 133 00:04:49,322 --> 00:04:50,857 - Laura? - No. 134 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:53,092 Well, that's who you've been trying to take home for a year. 135 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,761 It wasn't Laura Mohr. That's account-- 136 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,296 If it wasn't Laura Mohr, who was it? 137 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,865 Buddy, I got broads from North Bay to Blind River 138 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,433 who want me to bang 'em. - Nice. 139 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,135 Fuckin' broads from Timiskaming to Nipissing 140 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,237 want me to dink 'em. - Well, it's alls I'm sayin'-- 141 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:06,072 Fuckin' Manitoulin to Magnetawan, bitch. 142 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:08,574 - Well, come on out of it then. - What are you even doin' here? 143 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,210 - I can wait in the bat'room. - Yeah, just give us five. 144 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,849 Accountability. (Hitch): Frankie, 145 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:19,452 tell Laurence not to leave her tampons on the counter. 146 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,120 (Big Sexy): Tit fucker. - No, those are Frankie's. 147 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,655 Laurence leaves hers under the sink. 148 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:23,823 {\an8}(chuckles) 149 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,124 {\an8}(in French): Nothing. 150 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:26,859 I withstanded from sex. 151 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:28,528 - Withstood. - Withstood from it? 152 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,797 - Just withstood. - I didn't smash her, 153 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,132 not Laura Mohr, okay? 154 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:37,136 Two nights before our final game with the Yanks. 155 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,972 Mm-hmm. But I'm not here to tell you to... 156 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:42,008 (snaps fingers) - Refrain. 157 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,643 - Refrain it? - Refrain from it. 158 00:05:43,643 --> 00:05:46,212 I'm not here to tell you not to hammer ass. 159 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,881 But you need to be accountable. 160 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,717 Right? You never got any legs in the third 161 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:53,186 'cause ya already played a period between the sheets. 162 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,555 If you wanna hammer ass all day, 163 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,890 {\an8}ya can't be doggin' it come game time. 164 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,195 {\an8}When's the last time you had a Pogo? 165 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,496 Hitch, ya got a dip? 166 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,198 (Hitch): Can I come where you're to now, or what? 167 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,866 - No just a sec. - Okay, just let me know 168 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,502 and I'll come where you're at. - Let's listen up here now. 169 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,839 You got teammates that rely on you. 170 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,475 And a whole town that's depending on you. 171 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:17,343 You need to be accountable. 172 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:21,781 So maybe you try, just once, 173 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:24,250 not hammerin' ass, 174 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,519 all night, the night before a game. 175 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,389 Dolo? 176 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:34,360 - Goody? - Settle down. 177 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,796 Fuckin' eh. 178 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,231 Little accountability in here, boys. 179 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,633 Let's get some accountability goin' here now. 180 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:42,435 {\an8}(Shoresy): Home. 181 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:45,204 {\an8}(Hitch): B'ys, I'll pay a loonie for a martoonie. 182 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,573 (Nat): Alright. Let's hear it. 183 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:50,243 (Ziig): 30 grand total in calendar sales. 184 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,844 (Miig): Give or take. 185 00:06:51,844 --> 00:06:53,613 (Nat): Nice work, sluts. 186 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,515 (Ziig): 30 fucking grand. 187 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:58,050 (Nat): And what did The Man Advantage bring us up to? 188 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,219 (Ziig): 40. (Miig): Give or take. 189 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:01,687 (Nat): Still 10 short. 190 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,090 (Ziig): But 40 fucking grand. 191 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:09,962 (Nat): Well, ladies, ideas? 192 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,098 (Dad): Let's say a prayer. 193 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,800 God is good, 194 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,635 God is great, 195 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:18,070 we thank him our food. Amen. 196 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:19,906 (all): Amen. 197 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:22,608 Uh, should we be saying a prayer 198 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,577 for the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 199 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,946 - They don't need it. - Yeah, we'll give 'em 200 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,981 a cheers then, instead. 201 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:30,450 Now, I don't wanna mention winnin' 202 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,118 'cause I don't wanna jinx it, 203 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,987 so I will just say... 204 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:37,023 ya don't wanna lose to the Yanks. 205 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,024 Cheers! 206 00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,659 (all): Cheers! 207 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,462 (bottles and glasses clanging) - And welcome, Mikey. 208 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:46,199 - So, Mikey... - Here we go. 209 00:07:46,866 --> 00:07:48,935 - What's wrong with just Mike? - Waffle. 210 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,336 I like it. It's fun. 211 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,138 Not sayin' there's anything wrong with it. 212 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,106 - It's playful. - Just sayin' Mikey Tyson 213 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,708 doesn't have quite the same weight to it. 214 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,010 - You go by Shoresy, idiot. - That was aggressive. 215 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,846 - Why are you telling me? - You wanna see aggressive? 216 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,848 I think it might be time for you to go use 217 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,216 some pot, Free. Chillax. 218 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,685 No one here uses pot, if your parents ask. 219 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,487 Maybe not anyone here right this second, 220 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,689 but it smells like Free was using in her car before. 221 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:11,157 - Bro-- - Shut up. 222 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,425 - Me? - Him. 223 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,861 So, what do you like to do for fun, Mikey? 224 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,929 - Um... - He likes E-sports. 225 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:19,298 - E-sports? - Video games, Dad! 226 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:20,800 - He likes video games. - Oh. 227 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,268 It's legit, Waffle. There's like, 228 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:24,437 tournaments and leagues. - Mitch Marner owns a league. 229 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,005 E-sports are like, really popular. 230 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,341 Doesn't make 'em respectable. (slurps soup) 231 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,810 So, how many people play in your league, Mikey? 232 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,745 Yeah, Mikey, what's the concussion protocol 233 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:34,113 in your league? - What colour 234 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,515 are most of the kids? - What's the trophy 235 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,750 you play for, the fuckin' Reese Peanut Butter Cup? 236 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,286 I heard Mikey's the hardest workin' player in his league. 237 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:42,788 Hardest worker? Only thing these guys play through 238 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:45,625 is having to fuckin' pee from drinkin' fuckin' pop. 239 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,026 - Waffle! - I only do it 240 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,895 'cause I love you, Kayla. He gets vetted 241 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,097 just like everybody who wants to date my family. 242 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,532 Amen. 243 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,468 Except Free, since she was already in the family. 244 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,802 (Mo laughs) 245 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:59,572 Hey, Mikey, speaking of embarrassing, 246 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,107 why don't you ask Shoresy about the time 247 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:03,342 his ninth grade girlfriend came running into my room 248 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,945 crying 'cause he couldn't get it up? 249 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,782 - I didn't wanna get it up. - Oh? 250 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:11,984 Mikey, if she saw that big dink, boy, 251 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:13,719 she'd really be crying. - Oh, my God. 252 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,321 (Shoresy): I was just lookin' out for her. 253 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:16,489 - Were ya? - She'd never be 254 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,391 the same after that! - What's it? 255 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,992 Kid's got her whole life ahead of her. 256 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:21,193 Was that Sarah? (Shoresy): That's somebody's 257 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:22,428 daughter, you know? - Amber. 258 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:23,663 I said you think you want it. 259 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:24,864 You got no idea what you're gettin' 260 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:26,799 yourself into here. - Okay, Waffle. 261 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,001 Who knows where she'd be today. 262 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,970 (laughs) - Don't feel too bad for him, 263 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:34,173 though. Looks like everything was workin' just fine 264 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:36,008 on our family vacation in Cuba. 265 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,276 Free. 266 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:41,147 When he was makin' out with a girl that was... a guy? 267 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:43,849 (inhales deeply) 268 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,384 That's the fuckin' hottest guy I ever seen. 269 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:47,219 - She was a real hot guy. - Dad! 270 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:49,021 - He thought she was hot too! - Hot guy. 271 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:51,324 A lot can happen after 10 beers, huh, Waffle? 272 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,360 Mikey, I thought she was a girl. 273 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,495 - She was a real hot guy. - Good lips. 274 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:58,731 - Dad! - Those gals pay good money 275 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,533 to get themselves lookin' like that. 276 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,768 So, you can't be too shocked if they get the odd one by ya. 277 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,104 I don't think it's fair if they don't tell ya up front. 278 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,440 - And really good on him. - I'll tell you who this 279 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,875 whole thing is most unfair to, 280 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:13,112 is girls who already look a little bit like guys. 281 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,313 (Shoresy laughs) - Dad! 282 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,948 I'm just sayin', the way things are goin', 283 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,351 if she looks a little bit like a guy, 284 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,419 you've gotta mind, she probably really is one. 285 00:10:20,419 --> 00:10:22,188 Time to pull a U-ey. 286 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:25,024 Hey, what else ya got, Free? This is batting practice. 287 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,693 (Mo sighs) - Go Bulldogs. 288 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:29,729 Go get 'em, yeah? (Shoresy): We will. 289 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,864 - I love you. - Love you, too. 290 00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:33,699 (indistinct chatter) 291 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:34,767 Okay. 292 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:36,769 Love you, bro. (Shoresy): Love you, too. 293 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,105 Hey, good luck. Go get that record. 294 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:41,774 - We will. - W, baby. W. 295 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,376 W. 296 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,812 (Mo): Don't let me down, boy. (Shoresy): We won't. 297 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,247 Don't forget what I taught ya. 298 00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,082 If you can't win, don't play. (Dad): Come here, you. 299 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,318 (Mo): Love you, bro. (Shoresy): Love you, bro. 300 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,222 (Dad sighs) 301 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,291 I'm so proud of you, son. 302 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:02,294 So, so proud of you. 303 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,798 Are you crying? 304 00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:08,834 I love you. (Shoresy): Love you, too. 305 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,404 (Free grunts then laughs) 306 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,606 (laughing) 307 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,775 (Mo speaks indistinctly) 308 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,376 I'm glad we're all so close. 309 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,779 Hey, success isn't success 310 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,214 unless you have someone to share it with. Yeah? 311 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,354 (emotional RandB music) 312 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,370 (♪) 313 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,112 (music intensifies) 314 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,499 (music fades) 315 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,202 (rock music) 316 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:22,341 {\an8}Anik Archambault here joined by panelists 317 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,076 {\an8}Jay Onrait, Tessa Bonhomme, 318 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,911 {\an8}and the man they call RA. 319 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,113 {\an8}Mesdames and messieurs, 320 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:28,614 {\an8}the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 321 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,550 Persimmon Pomapoos would sound tougher. 322 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:33,652 It's all hands on deck for what could very well be 323 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,321 a record-setting night in the Soo. 324 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,991 - Wait, Soo Ontario or... - Soo Michigan, baby. 325 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,160 The Bulldogs Bluester Club will reportedly 326 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,362 be out in numbers in hope of seeing their team 327 00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:44,730 make some history stateside. 328 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,932 Long way to go for the Tangerine Toy Poodles. 329 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,368 There's no shortage of bad blood between these two teams 330 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,670 as Shoresy took clear aim at new additions 331 00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:55,574 Delaney, Palmer, and Schnurr in their last contest. 332 00:12:55,574 --> 00:12:57,309 Let's have a look at excerpts from that edition 333 00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:59,011 of Bulldogs Mic'd UP. 334 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,113 {\an8}Schnurr! Hey Delaney, 335 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,581 {\an8}know where we can get some nose beers? 336 00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,883 {\an8}(Delaney): Yeah, I've got a guy. 337 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,252 {\an8}Let's get a couple grams, go on OnlyFans. 338 00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,454 {\an8}Hey, fell asleep in the recliner the other night. 339 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,356 {\an8}Thought of you. Can you even cross over, 340 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:14,026 {\an8}Palmer, you big, dumb fuck? - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy! 341 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,427 I hope your guys bring their A-game. 342 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,163 Americans hate losing to Canadians. 343 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,598 Canadians hate losing to Americans. 344 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,901 - Can't we all just get along? - Hell no. 345 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,102 - Hard no. - I know! 346 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,770 And now it's up to the Bulldogs. 347 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,073 Do they wanna be the best team in the league this year, 348 00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:31,143 or do they wanna be the best team in the league, ever? 349 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:34,980 (electronic dance music) 350 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,073 (♪) 351 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:19,925 (♪) 352 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:42,081 (Liam): Well, well, well, look who finally came around. 353 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:45,084 Not too worried about getting your dink sucked tonight, eh? 354 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,152 Got my dink sucked this morning. 355 00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:50,422 - You wish Sanger good luck? - I'm his good luck charm. 356 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:51,423 Kee-he-he! 357 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:52,791 You gonna go say hi to Schnurr? 358 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,461 - Already did. - Woman! 359 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,463 This guy's gonna be Mr. Nat pretty soon. 360 00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,999 - No. - Could do worse. 361 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,134 I already got what I was after there. 362 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,335 Woman! 363 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,038 You don't date sluts, you just take 'em down. 364 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,907 Make 'em empty the dishwasher on the way out. 365 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,275 I needed a different favour. 366 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,443 Getting the fitted sheet on the mattress? 367 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:14,313 A pregame stop at the Sudbury Kids Sport Report. 368 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,248 - Woman! - You're a genius. 369 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,083 How'd you get him to do that? 370 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,786 - He has cancer. - What kind? 371 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,788 Doesn't matter. We're doin' this for him. 372 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:24,623 - Fuck sakes. - Don't swear. 373 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,828 We ready? Okay. 374 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,464 Hi, I'm Jory Jordan, this is the Sudbury 375 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:33,933 Kids Sports Report, US Edition. 376 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,367 I'm here with three members of the Soo Hunt. 377 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,303 Gentlemen, please state your name and ethnicity. 378 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,405 - Ethnicity? - If you know it. 379 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,206 Pal, I don't think that's important. 380 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,075 You don't think race is important? 381 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,744 Okay, we'll skip the land acknowledgement. 382 00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:47,513 You all played a stint in the show. 383 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,515 Yes. 384 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,216 Palmer, Delaney did too much coke. 385 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,618 How'd you fuck it up? 386 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,087 Schnurr, would you agree that Palmer looks like 387 00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:56,488 he did more coke than Delaney? 388 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:58,657 - Listen, kid-- - Just a sec. 389 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,726 Hello. 390 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,995 Alright, everybody, listen up here. 391 00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:04,763 Let's listen up here now. 392 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:07,132 60 miles from something real shiny tonight here, boys. 393 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,735 Let's turn that 23-game heater into 24! 394 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,270 Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y! 395 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,172 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 396 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,473 {\an8}Dolo, you ready? 397 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,408 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 398 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,610 - Goody, you ready? - Ready to rip, Sanguinet. 399 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,546 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 400 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,614 {\an8}Frankie, ya got a couple in ya tonight? 401 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:25,351 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 402 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,619 - Shoresy, you ready? - Yew-hew! 403 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,688 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 404 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,156 Michaels, you got one more in ya 405 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,092 for the regular season, buddy? - Oh, you know it, Sanger. 406 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,527 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (players): Yaa-hoo! 407 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,997 Nothing comes easy against the Americans. 408 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,000 You'll have to work for every inch. 409 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,168 They're gonna line match Palmer against Shoresy tonight 410 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,070 so, Jim... - Yeah? 411 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,372 - Jim? - Yes. 412 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,673 - Jim? - You say jump, 413 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:48,874 we say how high, Sanger. 414 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,843 We're relying on you to take him out early. 415 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,044 Ya gotta set the tone! 416 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,379 We'll start with Shoresy's line, 417 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,980 but get control of the puck 418 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,950 and get off the ice. Let the Jims do their thing. 419 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,518 - You good, Jim? - Yeah. 420 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,552 - Jim? - Yes. 421 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,087 - Jim? - We've overcome a lot 422 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,589 of adversity this season. 423 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,025 Both personally and as a team. 424 00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:09,194 We found Michaels, who's helping our 425 00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,096 Reach For The Top team go to sectionals. 426 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:13,332 And boys, I found someone to share my success with. 427 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,135 I found someone knows me name, b'ys. 428 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,871 A girl who just wants to hang out, play some tunes. 429 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,406 Laurence Leboeuf. 430 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,207 (all): Laurence Leboeuf. 431 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,276 Goody? Dolo? 432 00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,413 Did ya hammer ass all night? 433 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,219 Really? 434 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,387 Accountability. 435 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,122 Hey! (all clap) 436 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,258 I mean, it's not a big deal to just miss one night. 437 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:40,692 You can go back to hammerin' ass tonight 438 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,494 after you call your parents. It's not a big deal. 439 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,129 I wasn't finished, Shoresy. 440 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,831 Oh, sorry, Jim. 441 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,332 We're gonna hurt Palmer. 442 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,404 So to answer your question, yes, we're ready to set the tone. 443 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:54,406 Thanks, Jims. 444 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,041 Something a little different tonight. 445 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,210 They wanna introduce you one by one before the game. 446 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,045 - Fuckin' why? - I dunno. 447 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,947 - Huh? - Could be a historic night. 448 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,916 Guess they wanna mark the occasion. 449 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,386 (announcer): Ladies and gentlemen, 450 00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:09,121 welcome to tonight's match-up between 451 00:18:09,121 --> 00:18:13,826 the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs and your Soo Hunt! 452 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,427 (crowd cheering) The Soo Hunt and their fans 453 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:19,731 would now like to welcome the 23-0 Bulldogs to the ice. 454 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:21,400 (crowd jeering) Introducing first, 455 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,503 number 4 and Mr. April, 456 00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:26,638 Brant Goodleaf! 457 00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:31,410 (crowd laughs and jeers) 458 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,680 - Fuck sakes. - Fuck sakes. 459 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,081 (all): Fuck sakes. 460 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:38,484 (announcer): Number 14 and Mr. November... 461 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,786 You said this calender'd bite us in the arse, b'y. 462 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,688 ...Ted Hitchcock! 463 00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,158 (crowd boos) 464 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:50,229 (announcer): The captain of t, 465 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:53,799 number 69 and Mr. July... 466 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,768 (crowd quiets) 467 00:18:56,768 --> 00:19:00,005 Ladies and gentlemen, pleas 468 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,475 for a special rendition of , 469 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,612 performed by 10-year-old Dougie Bibeau, 470 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:10,015 who is learning to play the recorder. 471 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,050 (crowd murmurs) 472 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:23,495 (recorder toots off-key) 473 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:43,982 ♪ O'er the land of the free ♪ 474 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:50,556 ♪ And the home of the brave ♪ 475 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,692 (crowd claps and cheers) 476 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,165 (Remy moos) 477 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,001 Pulled out all the stops for you, Shoresy. 478 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,169 - Fuck you. - Fuck you. 479 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,704 I'll get you for that fuckin' anthem, 480 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,940 Delaney, I swear to God. - Historic night. 481 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,142 - Fuckin' coke head. - Gonna be up in your kitchen 482 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,877 all night tonight, Mr. July. 483 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,312 Yeah, we'll see how tall you're playin' 484 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,646 in about five fuckin' minutes. 485 00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,715 {\an8}- Fuck you, bud. - Fuck you. 486 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:19,918 {\an8}Remy Nadeau! 487 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,353 (whistle blows) 488 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,990 (crowd cheers) 489 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,192 {\an8}(Benny speaking in French) 490 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,538 (Remy): You know they say, if you wanna make the change, 491 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,907 go to the Jims. They set the tone. 492 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,143 (Shoresy): Fuckin' right, Jims. Look at ya now, Palmer? 493 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:48,013 Like, what are you fuckin' now, Palmer, you bitch! 494 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,915 How do ya fuckin' like it, Palmer? 495 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,351 Ya fuckin' bitch, look at ya now! 496 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:56,188 (ref): Their night's over, Sanguinet. Fuckin' psychos. 497 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,890 - Nice work, Jims. - Nice work, Jims. 498 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,826 (walkie beeps) - You ready to watch this team 499 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,127 play three inches smaller? 500 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:03,629 {\an8}(Liam): Nice work, Jims. 501 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:05,964 {\an8}Let's go, JJ! 502 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,799 - Let's go now. - Let's go now. 503 00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:09,701 (Benny and Remy): Let's go! 504 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,638 (slow electronic dance music) 505 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,922 (stick slaps puck) 506 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:33,325 (crowd cheers) 507 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,633 (crowd cheers) 508 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:47,472 (♪) 509 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,708 (buzzer blares) 510 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,376 (players cheering) 511 00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,812 40 miles! 40 hard miles, gents! 512 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,281 Run 'em up and fill 'em in, boys! 513 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,550 Nice work, Jims! 514 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,520 (music intensifies) 515 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,197 (players cheer) 516 00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:22,541 (crowd cheers) 517 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,812 (♪) 518 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:37,189 (crowd gasps) 519 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,057 (crowd boos) 520 00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,926 (buzzer blares) 521 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,061 20 miles, boys! 20 hard miles! 522 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,764 Well, boys, ready to play your first third period 523 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:47,666 of the season? - Lotsa legs, Shoresy. 524 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,369 {\an8}Here's where we need you, boys. 525 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,803 We need you right fuckin' now. 526 00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:53,305 Right here in the third, alright? 527 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:54,940 Need everybody goin' here in the third. 528 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,008 Everything you've fuckin' got. Alright? 529 00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:58,677 Everybody! Everything you got. 530 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:02,214 Leave it all fuckin' out there. Here we fuckin' go now! 531 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,417 (music continues) 532 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:21,566 (crowd cheers) 533 00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:26,071 (cheering) 534 00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,741 (♪) 535 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,552 (crowd cheers) 536 00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:47,392 (crowd cheers) 537 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,565 (buzzer blares) 538 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,301 (cheering) 539 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,905 (all cheering) 540 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,673 (laughing) 541 00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:03,141 (cheering) 542 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,679 (cheering continues) 543 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:14,619 (♪) 544 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,838 - How you feelin'? - I'm still drunk. 545 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,040 Well, get it outta ya now. 546 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,842 You've gotta keep this heater going through playoffs. 547 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,677 Don't worry, Nat, we're winning the NOSHO 548 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,812 and going to the National Senior Tournament. 549 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:43,548 Yew-hew-hew-hew! - I know. 550 00:24:43,548 --> 00:24:45,550 So, it was Schnurr who was fuckin' ya. 551 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:48,119 - I was fucking him. - Whatever. 552 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,754 So, all the boys got their girls, eh? 553 00:24:49,754 --> 00:24:51,923 Nat, I think at the end of the day, 554 00:24:51,923 --> 00:24:54,659 that's all any of us are really playin' for. 555 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,597 - You're gonna win us a ship. - We'll never lose again. 556 00:24:59,097 --> 00:25:01,333 What if I told you, you could do it all on home ice? 557 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,702 Last time I checked, you were 10K short 558 00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,537 of the necessary 50K. 559 00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:07,539 Good effort, but still an L. 560 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,641 - We got the 50. - How? 561 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:11,543 - The-- - Huh? 562 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,911 The Soo Hunt. 563 00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:15,747 I think their fans must've really loved your calendar shots 564 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,148 blown up like that. 565 00:25:17,148 --> 00:25:18,617 Every fan in the rink bought one. 566 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:21,019 - How much? - Enough to clear 50K. 567 00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:25,557 We made our bid for the National Senior Tournament, 568 00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:26,892 and we got it. 569 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:30,028 The best hockey teams in Canada 570 00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,631 are coming here to play for the National title 571 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,766 against you, in Sudbury. 572 00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,038 You got anything to say? 573 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,508 Let's set the fuckin' tone! 574 00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,545 (electronic music)